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A balding man in suspenders reads a news paper while talking to a grey-haired glasses-wearing woman. The newspaper is titled "The Australian". There is a teapot and mugs on the table they sit at.
The man says to the woman "this bloody paper's half the size it used to be!!"
The woman responds "of course dear, they used to publish both sides of a story."
Of course the problem with that is the Right Wing (Liberal) side was (still is) always an outright fucking lie.