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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I need some sort of school English translation of that

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm certain you understand, you are intoxicated, departing from the entertainment establishment before it closes, and you are responsible so you take it's upon yourself to secure safe, sober transport home. The application you use to order the ride informs you that your designated driver will arrive in a "Kia Chevy Juke". Despite being absolutely incapable of clear thought, you, or another member of your party is trying very hard to ensure you all enter the correct vehicle to avoid potential danger from nefarious individuals. Also, you have chosen to partake in this activity in a cold time of year, and as it is 4 o'clock in the morning, you are all quite cold.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

This was very clear. Thanks friend