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[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's not worth it if you don't make an effort.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

ITS BEEN A LOOOOOONG ROAD GETTIN FROM THERE TO HERE

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

I have altered the location. Pray I do not alter it further.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I will touch the skyayyyy!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Fire photonic cannons.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe, but an aerogel dildo wouldn't be especially fun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's fun got to do got to do with it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's love got to do with it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I mean, that's what I was trying to riff on, but thanks, it always helps to explain the joke. :p

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I know of a teen girl who fucked a chair leg... Horny insanity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

"memorable people do memorable things. Followers are seldom remembered. The herd mentality is the killer of innovation. When appropriate, fuck a chair"

-Gad Saad (sorta)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I remember the chair leg. It was obviously gross and dirty though. Door knobs and the round balls on top of bed posts (not the ceiling height kind, but the waist levels) were also fair game.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ow. My vagina hurts thinking about that

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do lesbians even enjoy using things resembling a penis?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes, we have a tendency to use strap ons

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

country girls make do

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You know, you could've just said: "What an interesting story, thanks for sharing."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I, on the other hand, came up with a different response then the one you just chose :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That may be. But next time I'm gonna have to write you up to HR.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She knows all to well about corn.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You tell me which of the two you are.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Stop all the downloading!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Hello, I'm the corn-dildo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I'm the phone. The one she least suspects.