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[–] [email protected] 118 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Isn't Dracula canonically immortal? You could technically write him into The Expanse and be accurate. I guess the scifi people might have an issue with it.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago

Dracula has the protomolecule, confirmed?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Dracula in an otherwise realistic sci-fi setting would also have some potential.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lower decks holodeck episode in the style of the Moriarty episodes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Yup, a direct reference to it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Check out Blindsight by Peter Watts.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Fun fact, Blindsight is online free at the author's web site: https://www.rifters.com/real/Blindsight.htm

The vampires appear in Chapter 1, after the Prologue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Such a good book. The vampires seem out of place in the hard sci-fi setting at first, but I think it’s actually quite well done, and ends up being very thematically relevant in the story.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Check out Vampire Hunter D, although I wouldn't call it an otherwise realistic sci-fi setting there's still spaceships and vampires.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

There are a few cases of mythological figures appearing in Bablyon 5. Even King Arthur shows up at one time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Dracula would have some real problems in outer space, where it's always daytime.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well at what point in space does the sun just become a star and a different star become a sun? Is there a magnitude when it becomes a problem for a vampire. Or is only our sun the problem? Like no matter how little sun light a vampire is exposed to a problem even if the vampire is many many light years away.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Moonlight is reflected sunlight, so they can handle a certain amount of sunlight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mmm interesting point. This means that either reflected sunlight is fine or that the loss of intensity makes it not not dangerous. I assume most people would agree that using mirrors to reflect sunlight on to a vampire is detrimental to their health and happiness. So it seems like a safe assumption that it is the intensity that matters.

Now we just have to find out if this is a property unique to the sun or if all star light at a certain intensity is unhealthy for vampires.

Time to build an interstellar space ship and fill it with vampires. Luckily they don't need much in the way of life support systems. So we can do this on the cheap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I volunteer to be one of the vampires.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Are you currently a vampire? If not I am sorry to inform you that the project doesn't have the budget to pay for a vampire transition.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Dang it! Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I think I’ve read in some iterations, super old vampires have trouble from the reflected sunlight during full moons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Stay in a ship with no windows or just chill in the cargo area

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

His powers would be weakened a bit, but otherwise he'd be fine. Orlok would be the one with serious problems.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Immortal unless he's killed, which he was.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Somehow, Dracula returned!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Okay but what if we use the Hellsing manga/OVA version of Dracula?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's a Dracula "sci-fi western" in development now, and it wouldn't be the first sci-fi film to feature vampires. Blade Trinity was fairly sci-fi and featured a resurrected Vlad III. There are also a whole bunch of low-budget independent films, because the character is public domain.

So it's been done, but I wouldn't say it's been done well. Technology and the ubiquity of cameras make telling vampire stories logistically complicated. Like, they always need to come up with a bunch of handwaves to explain how coffins fly on airplanes piloted by a bunch of human familiars, and how the old legends about running water and being invited in are apocryphal superstitions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

they always need to come up with a bunch of handwaves to explain how coffins fly on airplanes piloted by a bunch of human familiars

That one is easy to explain. Either the vampire is wealthy and has a private aircraft, which is likely if they're hundreds of years old, or they can ship themselves as the remains of a loved one. I would imagine that any competent modern vampire would have a forger, and a hacker in their household.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

How do vampires handle high g forces, I don't believe it's ever been addressed. Presumably the ability to turn into a bat would lower his mass and help.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hrm....is it only our sun that's a problem for him? Like how our sun powers superman but Krypton's didn't?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

That was the colour of the sun, I think. Ours is yellow, Krypton's was red.