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I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
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I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait … that’s a bad example.
Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other ….
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
E=MC Vagina
I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present …
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis!