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"I want the three piece menu"
"we do not have a three piece menu"
"It says so on the poster right above your head"
"Oh, you want the threesome. Gotcha"
There is a cocktail bar i once went to that had drinks such as "doggy style" and "mommy milker" the cocktails were very good.