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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"I want the three piece menu"

"we do not have a three piece menu"

"It says so on the poster right above your head"

"Oh, you want the threesome. Gotcha"

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

There is a cocktail bar i once went to that had drinks such as "doggy style" and "mommy milker" the cocktails were very good.