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It’s just water in a can. How did Liquid Death become a billion-dollar brand? (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago (1 children)

1: Take one of the basic necessities for life to exist

2: Put it in a can

3: Call it death while pointing out that it's neither solid, gas, nor plasma

4: ???

5: Profit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Anyone want to invest in my Death Time Crystals startup? Its prepackaged sperm in a can.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I buy my prepackaged sperm in resealable gallon bags only.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Sperm in a bag? what are you Canadian!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Only certain regions of Canada, the rest of Canada finds those who keep their sperm in a bag weird af too!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Only when it comes to sperm. Spermnadianism, you might call it. You don't have to if you don't want to, though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Should've called it Infant Annihilation