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Not the future I wanted (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You pee in a bottle while your manager is an algorithm is best I can do.

-Bezos.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Hey, lemme go to the toilet, boss"
"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And that's why I peed on my robot boss, causing a malfunction that killed 27 people and landing me a life sentence. It's kinda a lateral move, really.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As an LLM, im not programmed to communicate about bodily functions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Your Boss has left the chat