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[–] [email protected] 120 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I just went to a festival that had only this brand for even regular still water, no water bottles with a cap. It was insanely irritating to not be able to just hang on to a bottle of water in my bag and pull it out whenever to take a sip, you have to just sit there and drink the whole water at once. Or toss it and spend another $6 to buy another can of water when you’re thirsty again. A small problem as problems go but frustrating at the time!

[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I work as a bartender in a live music venue in the Netherlands.

We, just like most festivals, used to always remove the caps from the water bottles, citing safety concerns (people would drop the bottle when empty but put the cap on, which is a nasty tripping hazard).

So a company started to make bottlecaps that clip to your pants, and most water vendors used a single size opening, which made this feasible. People held on to their cap, and could pause drinking.

Then water companies started to attach the cap to the bottle, to prevent litter, and the government issuing a mandate requiring us to charge per plastic unit.

So now we leave the caps on, but as guests return about 95% of bottles and cups to the bar (buying a drink without having a cup adds a 1 eur plastic surcharge), the safety hazard is basically gone.

As a bartender, I'd very much prefer bottles of water to cans. It allows guests to drink at their leasure, they're easier to transport and can't cause as much harm as a can (either by throwing or when squeezing it).

They are slightly visually less appealing than a cool can though, I'll give them that.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

(people would drop the bottle when empty but put the cap on, which is a nasty tripping hazard).

How does having the cap on change the danger level of the hazard?

[–] tastysnacks 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the bottle doesn't crush because the air is trapped inside.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yes and the extremely thin plastic that the bottles are made of these days cracks and lets that air out as soon as force is applied.

Maybe you all drink Dasani exclusively or something, but most bottled water these days comes in plastic that's as thin as tissue paper. I have had that shit crack in my hands.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A bottle full of air rolls when stepped on, with no cap they just squish flat.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

[I'm starting to enjoy the response I'm getting to this take. The passion, anger and vitriol directed at me for questioning this shit. It's hilarious, and I just can't help myself... Stepped on an empty water bottle with a cap on today and guess what happened? It was immediately crushed, and I am not a heavy person. Please, tell me again how angry that statement just made you]

I suppose... Have you felt how thin the plastic is on water bottles these days though? I feel like the plastic would give first whether there's a cap on or not. Maybe depends on the person's weight.

Edit: Lol lots of angry folks here. To the person who said I'm ignoring "actual data": what fucking data? Somebody said a thing, and now that's "data"? You've got some actual data about the dangers of stepping on water bottles?

It seems like people are referring to unopened bottles of water. Didn't see anything to indicate that in the original comment, but I guess it makes a little more sense if we're talking about unopened bottles of water. Since we're talking about trash that people throw on the ground, I guess I assumed the bottled was not only opened, but empty. Because it's trash.

That said, I stand by my original comment. Plastic water bottles are made of fucking tissue paper these days. They 100% would snap if someone stepped on an opened/empty bottle.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Plastic bottles are always pressurised at the factory. They can hold shit load of weight when closed, otherwise they would explode during the packaging process.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I guess I was assuming the bottle wasn't sealed shut since we're talking about literal garbage that people throw on the ground.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

If it's not sealed then it doesn't matter if the plastic is thinner by a few microns.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If you know you're going to a festival why not bring your own reusable bottle of water and use the cans to top it up?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)

If you’re planning a festival with thousands of people why not provide life giving water without charging 6 dollars?

Or to put it in internet speak “why do anything when you can do something else?”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Not sure where you live, but around here (Southern US) the festivals are required to provide free drinking water to everyone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What festivals aren't providing water stations anymore?

Most people just don't look for the stations, or don't want to wait in the longer line.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I didn't even know this was a concept

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

A lot of festivals in the US had problems with heat stroke in the late 90's and early 2000's. The two solutions were to either give out free water or allow people to bring in their own water.

The festival organizers generally chose supplying free water.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

You got an upvote on the first sentence and a downvote on the second sentence. :)

[–] [email protected] -2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because you want to make profit off people who are too incompetent to bring their own water.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

That's a given. The problem comes when you want to profit off people who would bring their own water, but you don't let them.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Festivals I've been to don't allow your own containers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I've been to festivals that did, but they were very specific on the kind of bottle. The festival was also in the desert, so there tons of protections the venue took to prevent heat stroke.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or.. Bring an empty reusable bottle with you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The festival specifically didn’t allow this either, they want you to spend your money inside the festival. I actually did bring my own water bottle anyway because I carry an electrolyte drink with me everywhere to help with a medical condition. The guy checking bags gave me a hard time but I stood my ground and brought it in. But they don’t make it easy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Well that stinks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Sounds like a feature, not a bug.