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Retaliation (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If the answer they expected isn’t “no” then they’re probably a psychopath, just like their brother.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I mean this is also how my best friend and I talk.

I find a cool car on marketplace and instead of texting "Hey, check this out" I say "You should buy this for me or Ill tell them where we buried the hookers."