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[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Not a scientist, but that don’t look too scientific.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Biologist here. Can confirm, that's exactly how it happens. No need to look into plant physiology textbooks.

I repeat: do not look for plant physiology textbooks. Do. Not. Please. Please while you can. Do not.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wondering if you say this in order to protect others from the pain/horror of learning it, or to protect some deep conspiratory secret. Maybe I'll just open a textbook and find out...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's been half an hour and we haven't heard back. We can only assume the worst ...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Rest in pieces, NeatNi, you'll be forever remembered for your bravery.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What is the worst that could happen. Will also try itttttttarghhgg I'M DYING🖐️

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The leaves continue to fall

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

All in all, just another leaf on the wall

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

But is it because NeatNit is too happy to even remember to come back or is it because he's gone for good?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Fucker trying to trick us into learning shit by making it taboo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm an engineer and it's within the margin of safety