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[–] [email protected] 61 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Don't get yourself an alpha male, get yourself a 1.0.4-ubuntu3 male.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Always has been.

[–] MajorHavoc 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah! Gotta find those Long Term Stable (LTS~~L~~) life partners!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Marriage is the 10 year support window

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

) Plesse close that parentheses