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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Person who's only job is science and who is an expert on science comments about the science of things and people find a way to complain about it.

Let the man die on his silly hills. It's funny and harmless. Pull the damn stick out. Perhaps go pound sand.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

He who touches the grass controls the universe

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Immediately after any sci-fi movie comes out:

Internet: hey sciencey person, how accurate was the science?

Sciencey person: not.

Internet: surprisedPikachuface.jpg

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

My bitch with him is he’ll say the most stoner ass thing in the most smug way possible like it’s some insight from god.