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Kelly Rowland cannot escape questions about texting Nelly via Excel (www.avclub.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

"We cracked the case open when we discovered their chats in 'troubleshooting_not_secret_comms.xls'. They tried to cover their tracks through regular deletion, and they would have gotten away with it if not for one neglected PC in a disused office running an unsupervised copy of Norton Backup 1990."