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Pure imagination: Tasmanian premier vows to build world’s largest chocolate fountain if re-elected (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was so disappointed when they discontinued factory tours because people couldn't keep their fucking hands to themselves when walking past the chocolate machines.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Did they never watch or read Charlie and the Chocolate factory?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Even Charlie got up to no good at one point. Everyone thinks they're the Charlie and won't get in any serious trouble for their antics.