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Holy cow, how did I never think about saving my money? It's such an obvious solution! I can save so much by just saving! Sure, after rent, bills, and other expenses I only make about $100 of profit every month, but if I just save that $100, I'll only have to work 16 years for every year I'm retired. By the time I hit 96, I'll have enough saved to live to the age of 100! And then when you factor in high interest savings accounts, I could even retire at 95!
Yeah yeah. I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to all the idiots in this thread who refuse to save money even though they could
You're getting angry at people which don't exist
Literally the next response down from yours rofl
https://lemmy.world/comment/8166808
You linked me to a comment which is explicitly telling people to save money. You melon
I didn't even make it past the first paragraph. You legitimately made a terrible insult, then told them to take a seat because you're better at shit talking. For the future, don't brag about talking shit as a forn of talking shit. It just comes off as insecure and really kills it.
Figured. I'm just glad you're making progress at literacy.
I wasn't even the person that your last comment was for. Try again.
Accurate commentary on your skills tho
You're the one who can't link something right and you come and behave like this? You shouldn't be a member of the human race.
I'd rather be human than whatever you are
Unfortunately for us both I am a human. Not something I am proud of being and you have decided today to make yourself one of the numerous reasons I am not proud to be a human.
Imagine being dependent on external sources of Vitamin C? It's truly disappointing considering most other living things are capable of such a function. Even worse imagine lacking that and having the gumption to call yourself the most important species on the planet, while also commiting genocide against members of your own spices, and trashing the planet. Humanity is assuredly a messed up species.
Bro you suck at insults.
What do you mean? Removed by mod is the best insult.