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Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change (thehill.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah we're all talk, and the owners know that.

Better not make us really angry, Owner class, or we'll march to our local city halls that you already captured and own, and get a permit to protest you in a designated protest zone at a designated protest time so as to avoid inconveniencing you, in any way negatively effecting your daily exploitation activities, or potentially protesting somewhere in your line of sight.

That'll show them!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

From 1982:

Now you can smash
All the windows that you want
All you really need are
Some friends and a rock
Throwing a brick never felt
So damn good
Smash more glass
Scream with a laugh
And wallow with the crowds 
Watch them kicking people's ass

But you get to the place
Where the real slave drivers live
It's walled off by the riot squad
Aiming guns right at your head
So, you turn right around
And play right into their hands
And set your own neighborhood
Burning to the ground instead
             - Dead Kennedys, *Riot*

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Idk I’m a pretty big fan of the climate activist group that just called Joe Manchin a sick fuck to his face while interrupting a meeting of his with big oil donors, and posted the recording online.

But yeah, most of us are just doing what your comment describes