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[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh shit, he did

Time to become even atheister

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Atheisteer?
The atheisterest?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Think of your pineal gland!

Wait...

Don't think of your pineal gland! Forget you've ever heard the word!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Holy cow.

And wholely chao.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Athy, athier, athiest

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

All hail the great Atheismo!!

[–] Isoprenoid 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Scientist: "Hey, I think this thing."

Other Scientist: "Time to become anti-science."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

GWB and I are, charitably, not comparable even in metaphor to any two scientists

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

More like:

Scientist: "Hey, I think this thing."

Scientist: goes on to commit atrocities in the name of thing

Other Scientist: "Jesus Christ!"

[–] Isoprenoid 3 points 9 months ago

You forgot the absurd punchline.

Other Scientist: "Jesus Christ. I guess we shouldn't study science because this is what we get from it."