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...what exactly is the world record?
Definitely more then 3 otherwise I just broke it O_o
It's not like you can set a world record, there is a cap.
You gotta stop at 45.
44 News finds you can mastrubate 45 times after teen dies mastrubating 46 times
So... one more "news" to go ?
It's 46 times in a ROW, if you take breaks in between, you can squeeze a bit more.
Well actually I just did some calculations and came to the conclusion, that if it takes you 5 minutes to cum, but extend that by a minute with each run, you will end up at 21 hours without a break after 46 cycles.
look at this guy bragging about 5 minutes
I would never last 5 min. I busted while calculating this, but I thought 5 min is a number we can all easily agree to start at.
Suicide can be fun
Definitely more than 3. Nice try tho.