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Reddit Warns That r/WallStreetBets Could Wreak Havoc on Its Stock Price (gizmodo.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Reddit Warns That r/WallStreetBets Could Wreak Havoc on Its Stock Price::In its IPO documents, Reddit said the price and volume of its stock could “experience extreme volatility for reasons unrelated to our underlying business.”

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Fuck that. Maybe old WSB, not the GME cultists. They can fuck all the way off.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Yeah, the GME cargo cult is pretty tired, those people don't get it.

I just want to see people losing their life savings after betting on melons having to drink piss from champagne glasses.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

you can eat my ass shitbird!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How do I gamble on this?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

go to computershare website, there you can sign up for a direct account and get registered shares in your name that the DTC can't use to FTD and reset all teh bullshit things they got going on... i wish you well citizen

[–] [email protected] -5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bro fuck GME and its idiot cultists.

Yall are dummies and boring.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

FUK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD edit its hard to hate on such a username.... please fuk me

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You wanna fuck with that missionary ass GME play? Bruh I'm 9 dicks deep in a fucking canoe!

Hop in, were going to the moon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Brah I'm from MN, i was born for this canoo shit!!!!!!! consider you conaoo 10 dicks now

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah fr though, I want to buy about 5k - 10k more shares. Its utterly shitty the bed right now, but I think mid year we'll get some good news stories and see it climb to ~0.25+.

They basically don't exist in the wild, so like yeah, its gonna struggle. Its at least gotta be better nikola, I mean they actually do have a product.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

they are literally about to have their first positive quarter, they could have done it last quarter, they have like a billion of cash on hand and showed a 5M loss last Q, i am guessing they are waiting to bust the damn bear case on it wide open, when that first positive earnings comes out I hope all those automatic investing machines make their choices and start this fucking shit show. but i have no faith in RC he is a billionaire taking gambles with plans and personally i find his shit dumb and lacking any virture or principal...

[–] [email protected] -3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yawn. At least tug on my balls if you are gonna blow smoke up my ass.

Shit was fun from December-March of the initial squeeze.. but after that..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

hater says what?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

May MOASS bless us all