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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There're things that one can do With Ben-Gay, Nair, and Super Glue
A package of indelible dye
Why would a guy such as I
Ever buy indelible dye
Blue as the sky
Don't ask me why
This catalog I found
Sells roaches by the pound
Millipedes, centipedes too
They say the meek shall inherit
Because they stay up late and change the will

Heywood Banks
The Revenge Song