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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Wizard: I'm not keeping cash, I'm buying paper and ink and scrolls with it.

Being a wizard is super expensive.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Adventurers don’t know that. My horc fighter sees a wizard tower and automatically wants to raid it for magic weapons.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Instead of magic weapons in the vault you just find 300 years of tax paperwork

Even the lich king doesn't want to throw down with the IRS

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Good thing I kept this crown of intelligence.

Ever had an 8 int horc do your paperwork? It’s not good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The Great Audit of Bobisocheles.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Death by papercuts