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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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I'm happy to move if they'd pay for my meal (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 114 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

My sister and I were eating at a popular bagel place (buy at front, find your own table). Finishing up, one of us stood up to put on a jacket, woman from a table at the side immediately comes over and sits down, staking the 'better' table. No hello, no may I take your seat, just a Karen sit n grab.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 9 months ago

That's when you sit in her lap and say oh I didn't see you, I was just chilly and put on my coat - I'll be here for a few more hours

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah, you’ve met my ex. She’s horrible at this, hovering or whatnot. I on the other had walk up, hey folks I’d really like to grab your seats after you’re done and just didn’t want to hover. Almost always get it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

100% would give you my seat for asking politely rather than sniping