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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Just because the coffee is free doesn't mean you have to drink the entire carafe

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yes it does. I'll get bullet-time superpowers eventually, just watch...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

que heart attack

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

¿Qué?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Queue*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cue

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That's the bugger

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

🤗

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You get nerve damage and seizures before a heart attack unless you have a pre-existing condition.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

^Hush, with the facts. The small print requires you to suspend some belief for the jokes to work. Don't blow it!^

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I remember that episode of Futurama

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Hypnotoad getting ready for work