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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they'd put me away.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Help! I'm being repressed!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Did you see him repressin' me? You saw that, didn't you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They mean to win Wimbledon!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Mummy's turned into a Scotsman.