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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawn

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Kinky

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's why i burned my food.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cereal is not a plant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It's an ex-plant.