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Old Man Who Doesn’t Like Rap Song Somehow on Right Side of History (thehardtimes.net)

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LOS ANGELES — Legendary metal musician, and noted septuagenarian, Ozzy Osbourne broke new ground when he became the first old white man to complain about a rap song and actually be on the right side of history.

“This is the first time we’ve ever seen a person of Ozzy’s age, wealth status, and complexion complain about a rap song or artist and actually be correct. Especially when they say it in an all-caps Tweet,” said music scholar Aiden Lawrence

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey you just cost me an hour

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Worth. Every. Second.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

His cover of Tennessee Whiskey is worth the price of admission. The rest is just gravy