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Old Man Who Doesn’t Like Rap Song Somehow on Right Side of History (thehardtimes.net)
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary metal musician, and noted septuagenarian, Ozzy Osbourne broke new ground when he became the first old white man to complain about a rap song and actually be on the right side of history.

“This is the first time we’ve ever seen a person of Ozzy’s age, wealth status, and complexion complain about a rap song or artist and actually be correct. Especially when they say it in an all-caps Tweet,” said music scholar Aiden Lawrence

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[–] [email protected] 160 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (13 children)

Contrast this with his reaction to T-Pain's cover of War Pigs

Edit: link to T-Pain's live cover

Edit2: Alt Link

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

It really is an awesome cover.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Amusingly enough the Onion article mentions this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

It's The Hard Times. They put out good stuff too 😉

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Holy fuck, every member of that band truly understood the assignment. That guitarist and drummer though… that was amazing. Thank you for posting this, my day is better for having watched it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

...damn. That was great.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey you just cost me an hour

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Worth. Every. Second.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

His cover of Tennessee Whiskey is worth the price of admission. The rest is just gravy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

35-years ago, I never thought I would see a popular rapper and his band belt out such a faithful rendition. And a crowd of black people rolling with it! Wild times!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

That was sick, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Saw T-pain live once unexpectedly, absolutely awesome dude and performer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Nice, thanks for sharing the cover itself! It really is a delight

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Holy shit that blew me away. Thanks for sharing!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

@j_roby thanks that whole thing is great.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

My favorite solo is always the "aight I'm just gonna leave you to it, bye" solo lmao