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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I would masturbate.

This is how I answer most hypotheticals

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What if you woke up as your grandpa.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I mean, we're talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you're your own grandpa in his 20s.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Don't be daft, you're making a mockery of the entire thought experiment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Or, depending how depressed they are, not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Or, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.