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Check myself out nude and then start working on a Norwegian black metal album.
I like all the men chiming in who think that Taylor Swift isn't hot enough for them. Because I'm sure all the women interested in them are far more attractive than Taylor Swift, which is why they have such high standards.
I mean, people are allowed to have preferences. I also find it hypocritical that the thread OP is acting like everyone else is super misogynistic when his first thought was to check himself out if he was Taylor Swift. Cause my first thought was to do something good with the billion dollars she has. Not that I think she's a bad person or anything.
Second thought was now I actually have musical talent, so I'd go play all her fancy guitars
You're such a hypocrite. If a woman woke up with a dick she would immediately jerk off. That's the least odd part about my post.
Right? And who the hell asked? They just swarmed in.
I mean, she's unattractive enough that I'd consider not going on a 2nd date if I wasn't into her on the 1st. Where like a supermodel or whatever, I'd put up with not liking them for several months if she's into me.
I'm sure many supermodels have been very into you.
She's ok looking, body wise, fit but meh. I don't even think she's that pretty, just normal, average looking. But of course she has the makeup, etc. So she looks great onstage.
Talented gal, but I've never thought she was hot
If you think she's average looking then you must live somewhere I've never been before.
I'm not saying she's unattractive, I just don't find her attractive myself. I can go for a walk in my city and find a dozen women I find hotter just on my walk. I mean she's a talented musician, I don't see why people are getting upset cause I wouldn't fuck her. That's not her appeal, there's enough thots in the music industry, we don't need every female singer to be fuckable
It's because of her sharp elbows right?
Taylor is an 8. I married a 9 who to me is a 10. Don't ask me how, there's a family history of insanity on both sides.
I'm sure you are an 8 and I'm sure your wife would love to be rated as a 9. Look, this shit only makes you sound like a loser compensating for something. First you're misogynistic about Taylor Swift and then you brag about how hot you and your wife are. It only makes you seem less fuckable irl.
So you believe that having opinions regarding who we find attractive is misogynistic?
I think giving your opinion about every woman you see is misogynistic. You can see a picture of a woman without saying out loud whether or not you would like to fuck her, right?
I find that pretty rich considering your first thought in this thread was to check out her body. I really don't see how you're much better than these other dudes.
You're telling me if you woke up with a body of the opposite sex you wouldn't immediately explore it? Don't lie to me.
I believe rating every woman you see on a 1-10 attractiveness scale is pretty misogynistic. Unless you do it just as frequently with men. How often do you do it with men?
Why would I ever do it with men unless I'm talking to someone who's into men?
Good job missing the point. Well done.
Am I though?
Yes.
No, I'm not missing the point. I grasped the point, it was just a bad point.
You really are.
You talked about fucking a supermodel as if that was realistic.
Are you really so pathetic you use an alt to double down vote me? This is a 3 week old thread and you have clearly voted twice on every comment, mine and yours. LMAO
Also you clearly missed the point entirely. Try spending time reading comments rather than switching between accounts.
I don't have any alts. Don't make up lies about me.
Yeah okay, I obviously don't have proof and also don't give a fuck. Regardless, my point on Taylor was that she isn't some supermodel. if I just knew her in real life, I'd have no issue deciding not to call her back, which isn't true for most famous women. Obviously because Taylor is actually talented, while basically every other famous young woman was selected for fame almost entirely for her looks.
You sound like a real catch. I'm sure you solely date women more attractive than Taylor Swift.
Oh I get it, the reason you said I missed the point is that you actually completely missed my point.
I love that your point doesn't include dating supermodels, but you still suggest you could date one.
That's not what I suggested at all. Its obviously possible though. Do you not know what the words "could" or "possibly" mean? They don't mean probable.
If you mean "could" or "possibly" by "in the most unlikely of circumstances," sure. But that's not what most people mean.
Ah yes, I'm on here looking for people to fuck, that's it
Nobody asked. She's not gonna fuck you anyway. If I had her body I'd go out of my way to make it known to everyone that I would never fuck you specifically.
Ok, so wait, you're mad cause I don't want to fuck her? I mean do you? That's kinda creepy. I appreciate her as a person and as an artist, but you seem hungup on her looks and fuckability, so clearly you're the weirdo here. I See her and go "nice girl, very talented" but you go "omg I wish I could wake up as her so I could jack off with her body!" But I'm the one who's wrong?
Pathetic. Your opinion on girls doesn't matter. My suggestion is, keep it to yourself. Only dickheads rate women online.
Get off your high horse internet virgin
Loser.
Same. She isn't my idea of beauty but not ugly. She has a nice feminine shape but I don't really care one way or another. I couldn't tell you any of her songs, I only know that one is something about never getting back together but I don't know the tune, so might not even recognize it
Damn, you're so cool. I'm jealous.