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[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Most pizza places dont have a Chipotle style line I guess

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And the lawyers were careful to use the ambiguous participle “done”.

If they’d gone precise with “Pizza ordered different” it definitely wouldn’t sound so fun

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

“Pizza ordered different” LMAO