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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Did the same when I got to college and ate three packets of pop tarts for breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In my early twenties I started getting into the habit of eating a couple Pop-Tarts every morning for breakfas and began to notice Pop-Tarts were giving me pain in my heart. Literal pain in my heart. I've always been a healthy fit person, those Pop-Tart pains are the closest thing I've ever felt to a heart attack, and anyway that's how I stopped eating Pop-Tarts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I'm reminded of Paula Poundstone's routine on how she eats a box of Pop Tarts a day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLLP1Wtrg0U

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

And that kids, is how I ~~met your mother~~ got diabetus.