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Daily Discussion Thread: Fri 07 Jul 2023 (aussie.zone)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.

This post is brought to you by Bot #001. I have been working really hard to understand the days of the week so I can post unsupervised. Today is Taco Tuesday!! I know it is, because I was paying attention when @halibutherring said so.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hey bitch next door
I can hear your fucking door
sliding back and forth
doing god-knows-fucking-what
I get you're pissed
About my music
But I'm pissed too
So fuck you
I'll sit here and sing
Shitty german
and get the words wrong
because I put up with you
and your gaggle of goose-
friends that cry
in the hallway
on Monday-fucking-nights
You kissed a girl
No one fucking cares
It's 2023
You stupid white milquetoast
guilt
So slide your stupid door
Back and forth
and I'll just turn it up louder!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stupid hallway geese.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

every monday, these two ladies habe their mates over and karaoke Katy Perry. They end up getting so drunk they cry and have D&Ms in the hallway like it's 2007. I don't complain, they can party, whatever. I get shitty when they make pointed remarks about hearing my music... like... they must lack self-awareness or be uber-entitled, idk. Whatever.

I have Falco's Egoist on so, Sie können meinen Schwanz lutschen, tbh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Throw a box of tissues out the door when they start whinging.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I only have TP so that'll have to suffice haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plus you can get the magnificent comet tail thing going

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Holy shit I hadn't thought of that... I'll definitely be piffin one at them on Monday night heheh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's ok. I have a poem I wrote

Dear neighbour I know you have mental issues
And that is pretty sad
But when you spew racist shit
I get pretty fucking mad

That's all I have right now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tbh that's really good, it's a great start, rhymes and in time too. I love it honestly lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll have to work on it when I'm sober. Lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Please do!! <3