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Denver Pastor Says ‘the Lord Told Him’ to Steal $1.3 M from Christians to Remodel Home (people.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahaahahahhhhhhhahahahaha

Out of the $1.3 [million], half a million dollars went to the IRS [Internal Revenue Services],

Yeah, so like, don't be so upset because it wasn't really 1.3 million I stole. The g o v e r n m e n t stole a half million of your hard earned money you invested.

Holy men (and women) should stick to the tried-and-true grift of their profession.