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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Hi, I'll be your self-checkout specialist today. Can I interest you in a premium reusable tote? It's only $0.75 more and hides 30% more items from the Loss Prevention Officer."

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

working a shift helping people steal shit and then walking out the back with a cartload of "returns"