(I have low standards)
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2024
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Literally nobody's ass is that clean.
Literally eating ass for 14 years, never got an itchy butt. If someone has them, they would know and maybe not even want to have genital sex. The best sex happens with people you can trust.
Sweetest thing I've read all day and it's about eating ass
Never thought I'd read something so wholesome and true in a thread about licking butthole
as opposed to...?
Munching ass, no genitals involved. There are more examples, hopefully you can use your imagination so we don’t have to list them. A web search might also prove fruitful .
Look, you must remember: ear sex isn't real sex.
My washlet and high water pressure says otherwise.
It’s more the food sanitation standards than any ass cleaning. A bidet won’t get rid of worms living in your intestines, no matter how high you dial the pressure.
I don't have worms. Your statement was that nobody's ass is that clean. Mine is clean, pressure washed every day.