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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That article is incomplete. Nowhere do I see JavaScript listed.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

😂

node-os is a full operating system built on top of the linux kernel

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It seems the cancer has metastasized. First to the backend, now to the entire operating system.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ease of access to the underlying hardware in your programming language is only ever needed for embedded programming in the current year. Change my mind.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are actual use cases where direct memory access and pointer magic can be very efficient or almost necessary. We work a lot with large images and basically always the first steps are some pointer operations.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What kind of pointer operations?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sounds like you just need a bigger graphics card to me. 😂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's required for drivers too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's basically embedded programming, or pretty similar.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Every operating system running on bare metal needs access to the hardware. And if not on bare metal, it needs access to the virtual hardware.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Exactly for that a memory safe language would avoid so many security vulnerabilities.