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[–] [email protected] 100 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Humphrey's bill, House Bill 3084, would ban "students who purport to be an imaginary animal or animal species, or who engage in anthropomorphic behavior commonly referred to as furries at school" from participating in class and school activities.

This is, hands down, the worst description of furries I have ever read in my entire life.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hell, it sounds like something Kindergarteners have been doing since forever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I used to pretend to be a monster at that age. Would they have to call Monster Control?

(I was a nice monster, like on Sesame Street.)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

So what I'm hearing is if I tell the teacher I'm a platypus I don't have to go to class?

Guaranteed if this law got passed there would be a high school somewhere where the entire student body shows up wearing cat ears.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Ironically also means that it basically wouldn't apply to anyone unless that person specifically wants it to. Performative outrage bill.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

yeah you see you can't do the intelligent thing of just saying "you have to come to school with normal clothes on" which is literally what countries with a brain did. Also this is generally left to the school to set up. In France the law just says that a school is allowed to implement rules regarding clothing. Just simply think of P.E clothing. The law has a couple safeguard like you can't ban a specific outfit for being from another culture (obvious) and the rest is left for the school to decide

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Like basically every school in the US has a dress code already. Don't get this twisted into something else, this is purely performative nonsense by some backwoods inbred redneck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"What is my purport?"

"You are a furry"

"No"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I mean the impression I had for like a decade was essentially this. Then a guy sent me links on how to be his specific type of fantasy creature. It was sergel or sergal iirc. It had some really weird backstory and lore to the species detailing how they were warlords or something and I was really weirded out. It was very much like how some kids I went to school with would loose it if you told them that they weren't whatever comic or movie character they were hyperfixated on, only more socially awkward and adults doing it.

Anyway I feel like that's as close as you can get without reading out someones entire backstory novel.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

...yeah that sounds about right for sergals, tbh

Generally speaking, once you get past the "traditional" species like foxes, rabbits, cats, etc., and start getting more into the esoteric fantasy/scifi species like sergals, protogens, and yinglets, the people who create characters for those species tend to fall into one of two camps:

  • super srs "you must follow this lore to the letter or I will end you, by which I mean I will post a FurAffinity journal for my 7 followers complaining about your character diverging from the lore that nobody will pay attention to" types

  • "oh this looks cool I'm gonna make one and put my own twist on the design" types

Funny story, the person who originally designed protogens tried to be the first type, but pretty much everyone ignored him and just did their own thing anyway

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

what the devil is that contraption your describing ? What is a protogens ?

I'M SCARED

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They're literally fluffy cyborgs with an LED monitor display for a face lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I think (hope) they're referring to the last panel of that comic.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but also why do people care that much about a one-off gag in a two-panel comic

It's like going "well ackshually if Superman tried to lift the plane like that he'd just rip off its nose" except even dumber

So many people need to remember the MST3K mantra: "it's just a TV show/movie/game/comic, I should really just relax"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

You need to calm down buddy

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Literally the computer equivalent of a lobotomy has happened in that comic and their guardian is like "lol lmao". Idk why that Erkul guy is hella mad when I pointed out the plot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I think i'd be mad too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't be scared. Protogens run on 2015 Bayesian Inference search results from Google before Google became inherently evil.

So as long as long as they don't update...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

so if we connect them to internet we die ? Is that right ?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Sergal

It's originally from a Japanese series or something I'm not really well versed into that specific lore

[–] [email protected] -3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How would you describe furries?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

The above description would fit many many circumstances that are not furry related or problematic at all. Saying "I'm a cat. no, really" or meowing or licking your hand would all fit that description, (except not really because the word anthropomorphic is used wrong), but don't mean a person is a furry. Moreover these behaviors by themselves don't cause any problems unless you imagine a bunch of other stuff that's not included in this definition.

So it is an overbroad law that allows prosecutors to apply it selectively and at the same time is very hard to defend against.

A better definition for the purpose of the law would describe some behavior that actually causes damage to society, like disrupting class or arresting kids at school for saying they are a cat.

A better definition of a furry would probably include some kind of pattern of behavior and the extent to which it impacts daily life, as here

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't use a definition that includes some kid prancing around race track pretending to be a horse. That's just kids being kids and politicians need to stop sexualizing them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Not even sexualizing, right?

I love furry culture because I can see the art that's intended for Magic The Gathering cards before it goes into print.

The internet has to get over this furry shame and start collectively recognizing that a tail is like a necktie for your butt, and everyone should have one, because it's rather flattering.