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Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control (www.oklahoman.com)

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Cockvore and hyperscat fan FOR SURE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Cockvore is outlandish?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Huge difference between cockvore and dick sucking

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I've just fallen too far behind in the times, I don't think people usually consume the penis with their teeth these days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Sorry to inform you, but... Cock vore is the other way around, friend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Only when you're a fan, but also a state legislator introducing an anti-furry bill.

Otherwise, I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say: every single one of us loves cockvore. Totally normal!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Now I'm afraid

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

He eats da poo poo