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I'm the author of an April Fool's Internet Standard, AMA (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Let's get the AMAs kicked off on Lemmy, shall we.

Almost ten years ago now, I wrote RFC 7168, "Hypertext Coffeepot Control Protocol for Tea Efflux Appliances" which extends HTCPCP to handle tea brewing. Both Coffeepot Control Protocol and the tea-brewing extension are joke Internet Standards, and were released on Apr 1st (1998 and 2014). You may be familiar with HTTP error 418, "I'm a teapot"; this comes from the 1998 standard.

I'm giving a talk on the history of HTTP and HTCPCP at the WeAreDevelopers World Congress in Berlin later this month, and I need an FAQ section; AMA about the Internet and HTTP. Let's try this out!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Getting more likely with each passing year.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, coffee pots are strictly clients in the world of tomorrow. They connect to a (datamining) cloud service, and you control it through an app.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Let's be real....that's the world of today. The world of tomorrow will either be more intrusive, or we'll be talking to children around a fire about this wonderful drink made from beans that woke you up in the morning. And they won't understand what we're talking about, because the only other forms of life that survived are roaches, a godzilla sized Cher, and a burgeoning race...a new life form never before seen on this world or any other....sentient twinkies...