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Try not to let moose lick your car, Parks Canada warns, as more salt-seeking animals flock to highways (www.cbc.ca)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

From the title, I thought it highly irresponsible to suggest anyone try to prevent a moose from doing anything, but people are intentionally stopping so they can lick the car.