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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago (16 children)

Why limit yourself like that? Just say "All languages". Depending on how liberally you interpret the word "language", you know know just about everything.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (11 children)

At that point just go for omniscience.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm already a loner but omniscience would seal the deal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You’d be one hell of a schmoozer as you’d know exactly what to say to people to connect with them.

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