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What You're acc to your fav language (lemm.ee)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s worth going hungry in the dark. Lawyer up and hit the gym. JS doesn’t deserve you.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And a Python developer is born!

Source: I moved on from an abusive relationship with JavaScript to a healthy not-at-all-controlling equal partner relationship with Python. And four spaces makes perfect sense, once I really considered Python's point of view...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You don’t have to go from crazy to slightly less crazy. You could try living that lean compiled life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We can go leaner. Why use a compiler when an assembler is all you need?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Good point. Why stop there?

https://xkcd.com/378/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Strong types are really just healthy, clearly defined boundaries

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

These days that's still python