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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why even let massive corporations get away with false advertising? If they show the pumpkin have a face on the cover, they better have a face on the actual thing. You're just decenticized to being fucked around by corporations that you're defending them for lying to you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Yep, I brain farted on that word there lol

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't care if she wins a billion dollars. Hershey's can go bankrupt tomorrow. I just know what actual problems look like and a fucking candy wrapper ain't one of them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The world is allowed to have more than one problem solved at once.