First time when you ssh into your Linux terminal and you gotta “sudo crontab -e” or something and it’s like “what editor do you want to use?” and nano sounds lame so you choose vim cause the sound is cool when you say it and then you have to wipe the whole comp and start over
step 1. alt
step 2. tab
alternately:
step 1. switch VTs back to your desktop environment and Google it there
if you're using vim without a GUI running at all (I hate embedded systems too):
step 1. you still have your phone on you, right