Microblog Memes

5467 readers

5 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

836

Rap names (i.postimg.cc)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

120 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

I love how the comments boil down to:

Young [completely ordinary item], and
Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Young electron

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Young memory of my father's brain on the asphalt the day he died."

People just want any opportunity to vent.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Tbf I'd want to vent about that too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Not enough physical attributes though imo. Should be more like Young Dandruff, Young Acne (ft. Young Scab), maybe a Lil Stain or Big Mole y'know?

Edit: shout out to Young Eczema in the thread