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Start singing I'm Gonna Be by The Proclaimers. Anyone who gets too close will just get sucked into it
Alter my appearance as much as possible, as many times as possible. Live on cash. Move location as much as possible, I'll aim to live in my car if I can. Alter my number plate regularly. Get rid of my phone. Live phoneless.
If I'm able I'd also get a gun and a fake ID but not sure if that would be realistic- I wouldn't know where to seek this.
But eventually money will run out. I don't think I would last longer than my savings though. I'd be lucky to live a month.
When I wake up...