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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

There appears to be some sunlight outdoors. What do I do in this situation?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Report to the proper authorities

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My local member has been notified via post.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well, if that's what gets ya off....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Close the curtains, you don't want to get irradiated

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Or you could just shoot at it, Florida-style.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No thanks I rather not live in endless darkness. Remember the Sun produces warmth. Do you want to live in never ending dark and cold? Where nothing grows? 😢

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But we've got to do something about global warming. Nuke the Sun!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Nope I’m against nuking the Sun 😛

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rather strange to hear from the Sun Goddess herself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Why is it strange? I’m for the Sun, others are talking about getting rid of it. I want the Sun. Give me that sunshine goodness that makes me happy. I swear I must’ve been a flower in my previous life because whenever the Sun shines on me. I stop, turn my head in the direction of the light and just bathe in the warmth. Sun = good! So not sure why you’re saying it’s rather strange??? I think you might’ve incorrectly read what I wrote above

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my gosh. Forgive my insolence oh mighty Goddess of the Sun.

I have indeed misread your comment and this have made a fool on myself and insulted you.

I have clearly not had enough sun today. I apologise and pray for your forgiveness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Because you apologised, I’ve decided that you are forgiven this time. Hopefully you’ll get a chance for more Sun time in the future. Have a brilliant evening. ☀️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

OMG there is some here now too. Is it tracking us all down?

Edit: it's ok, its gone now. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Slowly disappearing here too. I will continue to exercise caution until the situation is resolved.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sound advice. You smart