this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like the Texas version. "I had one foot stuck in yesterday, the other stuck in tomorrow, and all I did was piss all over today."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I should frame that and hang it in my office.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago