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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰

๐Ÿ”‹ for the bot

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The bot thanks you for your thoughtfullness.

The cat demands fish and chicken, and threatens to continue her sabotage campaign if not given sufficient treats.

I would just like a nice hot cup of tea and to put my feet up for a bit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฐ

โ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would like a Chinese banquet of vegetables and seafood. Please ensure there are also pickled cucumbers. Thank you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ„๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿชผ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you most kindly. The braised mushrooms are perfection. And the mountains of rice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿฅ”โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿงˆ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shouldnโ€™t you be feeding the bot beans?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

bot does not want to make the wind howl

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Microwaved, mashed, and drenched in butter please

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

of which food? Chefโ€™s pick ๐Ÿ…โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿงˆ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm eating only potato today. So unless that is a red potato, or a potato in disguise (would be smart around here), then I must refuse.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it is indeed a potato in disguise. You saw through it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ‘Œnot so smart now are you little potat

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ“๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿˆ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ahahahaha. Love the battery for the bot. So cute.